Quantum Physics and the Myth of Infidelity

I've recently developed a scienific theory that I like to call 'Quantum Physics and the Myth of Infidelity." It basically has two theorums: Theorum 1) Break down the human body to the atomic level, that is, imagine the earth as a single molecule. In molecular reality, the nearest molecule to the earth would be 100 times greater than the the distance to the moon. The molecules simply vibrate and move so quickly, it makes us appear to be solid, but on a molecular level we are made up of mostly space. So in the instance of, say, sexual intercourse, on a molecular level, because of the vast distances between molecules, there is no 'true' physical contact. I postulate: if there is no physical contact, there by definition, can be no infidelity. Further to this conclusion: Theorum 2) The accepted standard of creation, scientifically, is the Big Bang Theory. In The Big Bang Theory, all matter in the universe was condensed and compacted to an area the size of the head of a pin to an unimaginable density and mass. When heat and pressure reach the point of a cosmic 'critical mass', a sort of atomic ignition occurred, and the result is matter randomly flung across the whole of the universe at the speed of light. But before the Big Bang, all matter was simply one element--everything was the same. The union of two bodies is simply the rudimentary scientific expression of returning to a state of whole-ness.


Mel's (my wife's) Reply: "Honey, I'm glad you've enjoyed the very large dictionary on the mantle, but seriously, this does not mean it's ok to brush up against all the fake boobies you like. Just sayin' ...Love ya, have fun a work."


Honey, I love you, too.